because laura is a minimalist homo who only allowed 200 charaters on the tagboard i coud not fully say my dis

and here it is:

the first nigger comment was me the second was not. that is all. thank you, annonymous, everyday, tagboard raymi-poseur from the vice messageboards , you give me something extra and fun to do every GODDAMN FUCKING DAY OF MY NOT ALREADY STRESSFUL AND BUSY LIFE!!!!!

more importantly i am going to buy a strap on and fuck the blond girl. she is in love with me but i doubt it kuz i doubt myself and i am terrified of women. she wants me to slam her and be a trucker dude. haha.

i also have a problem. i heard something that someone said about me that is so not true. no not some fat girl in toronto, this be from my real hood. what i wanna know is how i can punish her. i am thinking of calling her mother and telling her that her daughter is a lesbian for real and does all this bad stuff. is that a good idea? i think so kuz they are asian and they will beat her with a bamboo or slipper, probably and that is want. one for her parents to do the work for me two for them to think bad things about her and thus making her home-life miserable and three not to know who told them what. i am a life wrecker. i already emailed her ex bf who hates her and he is gonna give me a lot of dirt to spreeead and by the way i am no longer welcomed at that karaoke bar kuz i was going to punch this guy though the jew karaoke host personally invited me back to wear a fur coat and a bikini to help promote some karaoke/radio shit?

LAME!!!!!!

oh yeh my hot friend jen is having an aspen extreme 1985 themed party on saturday and I AM INVITED!!!

so tell me all the nasty mean things i can do to this girl aside from sending a crew in there to punch her in the face